Saturday, 11 May 2013

Doctor Who, Game Dev Tycoon and Sips,

I have not yet seen this week's doctor who, I am ashamed of that, but It involves some new Cyber-Men. These are officially the worst of the Doctor Who monsters, well the common ones anyway, because they are just rather Dog Poop according to me although my new game, Game Dev Tycoon, is not...

Game Dev Tycoon was introduced to me by Sips of the Yogscast, so to any viewers/listeners, I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the Balls!, their Warwick Davis' balls (no, no, tennis balls from wimbeldon, maybe, i'm lying).Nerd Cubed is also a decent commentator. Anyway I give Game Dev Tycoon a 10, Game Dev and Simulation is a great combination, All Games. Props to byers who get the reference.

You may have been wondering why I don't swear, so here's why:
Google may flag me or something, not sure, didn't read Terms and Conditions; who does,
By saying F*****G, people can still tell what you're saying, so what's the point.

and on that note, check out Luke Powell's twitter @lukey_pow_pow

Saturday, 6 April 2013

Should of Gone to Specsavers

Just watched the Voice UK. It was dope (props to anyone who get's that) when I realised I can't see properly. This is when my Mum watched a Specsavers advert and decided to book me an appointment at boots for me to get some glasses so I am now watching the remainder of The Cube, and a woman just cleared a game for Ten-Thousand Pounds based on Darts...

Micheal "Mighty Mike" van Gerwen is the future of Darts being hopefully the successor to Raymond "Barney" van Barneveld while it seems James "The Machine" Wade being the future Phil Taylor (the sixteen time champion of the world!)...

So on the Nine-Dart-Finish...

Monday, 1 April 2013

Assassin's Creed III

Okay, I have been playing Assassin's Creed III a lot on my Wii U lately to the annoyance of my Mum (I'm british, hence Mum not Mom) when I realised that I had not bought the Tyranny of King Washington DLC yet - this is where I go off on a tangent - ...

I have an issue with DLC, specifically the improving of games such as in Mass Effect 3 where it had a certifiably dog poop ending which could only be mended with free DLC. This means it is not price that it is the problem, it is the fact that people push companies for games so that they are released before they are fully made. This is how THQ went bankrupt (serves them right if they went to a Cyprus bank).

So on that bombshell..